Fuck me, man.
No, really, fuck me.
don’t you hate it when the guy you want to be friends with only sees you as a romantic interest and you get RomanceZoned
"A mistake repeated more than once is a decision."
"I think everyone does. Even happy people. They may not admit it to anyone, but I think they feel it. I think they close their eyes, or go for a run, or take a long shower, so that they can forget just for a second who they are and what they have to do day in and day out. Living is hard. And every day our feet get heavier and we pick up more baggage. So, we stop and take a breath, close our eyes, reset our minds. It’s natural. As long as you open your eyes and keep going."
it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”